Tue May 23, 2006 12:54pm
Andy
" Dudes... the uni gig was fantastic ... despite the weather. Glad I was there ... as ever I am SO impressed ... I look forward to a live album!!!!! and hearing more new material. Shotgun Fodder sounded great and as ever Fool and his son sounded amazing! Then the Cold brought the rain ... at least there was free beer:) Catch you guys again soon. Andy "
Wed Apr 5, 2006 22:26pm
Jc
" Hi gang, Love the new site, when are we gigging together again? sooner the better. Jc "
Sat Apr 1, 2006 18:25pm
belinda
" hi greg and ryan well long time no see wicked web site by the way love to come and see ya play soon loads of love belinda "
Thu Mar 2, 2006 23:56pm
Bored Baboon
" Sign up for free to Last.fm. Now! "
Thu Jan 26, 2006 03:30pm
Funky Gibbon
" Clever mash up of the Arctic Monkeys and the KIllers : Scumbody Told Me http://www.arcticmonkeys-remixed.com/music/Scumbody_Told_Me.mp3 "
Thu Jan 26, 2006 02:48pm
Josh Stix
" Photos from Noisy Night II here : www.thejointconspiracy.info/noisynight2/ "
Sat Jan 14, 2006 01:20am
the Joint Conspiracy
" Quick reminder! We have a gig on Sunday 15th Jan (tomorrow) at the Crown Pub, Billericay High St. It's an acoustic set starting 7ish .... tJC/. "
Mon Jan 9, 2006 04:56pm
matt
" in reply to manda's message.. im in denial to all knowledge of that photo ever being taken but i assure you it was all innocent!!!!!.... i think :S i blame those pesky salmon! "
Sat Jan 7, 2006 04:00pm
manda
" so Mat exactly what were you doing in *that* photo to produce such an enormous grin on your face?!? "
Wed Jan 4, 2006 04:03pm
Paul
" Firstly one big enormous...... Shiiiiiiiiinnne!... Id like to be under the sea..... in the sunshiiiiiiine! oh how i wish you were here! La Bamba! (Thats the "off our face", set list). see you on the 15th Jan. "
Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:35am
matt
" MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE....much love from the the jc :) "
Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:42pm
Jonnyboy
" Great Acoustic set at the Mill Hall. Keep on Rocking in the free world!!!!!!!! "
Mon Dec 19, 2005 05:25pm
Ryan
" The Joint are back! we've got some gigs lined up for January, keep a check on the website to find out dates....watch ya backs! "
Fri Dec 16, 2005 01:31am
Josh
" so when is this band getting back together? "
Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:57am
Pete (Retrofin) Romford
" Ryan - thanks for the lend of the tambourine at the mill hall last month - much appreciated. loved the vox, shame didnt see the whole line up. no doubt we'll bump into you again on the circuit. keep rockin'... "
Sat Dec 3, 2005 07:41pm
matt
" good luck for tomoro boys not long till i return n we all reunite as one!!!! good luck "
Fri Dec 2, 2005 04:20pm
Ryan
" Hey Ryan signing in, just to confirm, we are playing an afternoon acoustic set at the Barfly, Sunday 4th December..which also marks the arrival of Mr and Mrs King back into the country....May the Lamb be with you.. "
Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:19pm
Greg
" Oh, one more thing. There's rumour that we may be performing another acoustic set at the Camden Barfly this Sunday but I'll confirm one way or the other as soon as I know! Cheers again! "
Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:15pm
Greg
" Hey, thanks for mentioning the article, we did manage to have a look even though myself and ryan have been in the studio this week remixing and adding some finishing touches to our demo (which is finally pretty much there!!). Thanks to anyone and everyone who came to the charity acoustic gig in rayleigh as well! Most appreciated!! Without wanting to revert to cliche, it was for a very good cause too. Cheers peeps! "
Tue Nov 29, 2005 09:55pm
Sophia Southend
" Not sure if you know but I thought I'd mention there's a small article on the charity gig you guys did & a photo with Ryan & Greg in last Monday's Evening Echo :) "
Sun Nov 27, 2005 02:30pm
The Jacket
" Loved your acoustic set last Sunday, I'll keep checking in to see when I can hear the four of you plugged in. "
Sat Nov 5, 2005 11:49am
Josh Stix
" Good luck for the Rayleigh gig guys. Get someone to take photos and send me a review!! Laters, s/. "
Thu Nov 3, 2005 05:03pm
the BC Brighton
" Thouroughly impressed,top bombing! "
Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:54am
matt
" you mean there real? any relations to those dam pink salmon i keep seeing? "
Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:14am
Josh
" Matt .... surely you've heard of the big and slighty scary (BASS) zombies? Best way to fight them is by using EQ .... they can't stand treble or brightness. Use "Power Dimension" as a last resort .... "
Sun Oct 23, 2005 05:14pm
matt
" who dreamt that? maybe they were the ones smoking..weird!!!!!... "
Sat Oct 8, 2005 12:59pm
M
" Steve, last night I dreamt that you had been turned into a zombie! Luckily we were able to lead you into a room on your own using brain flavoured crisps and raw bacon and then we locked the door so you could recover. At first we thought you were just really stoned because you looked so vacant but then you said 'I've got the munchies......the munchies for BRAINS!' There were lots of other zombies about too so we took quite a risk saving you ;-) "
Thu Oct 6, 2005 08:06pm
Mel J
" Hey there you musical genius'. Just wanna let you know your new sound is rockin hard. Liked what I heard from the demo and the gig at the Alex, hope to see you hitting southend hard in the very near future. Take it easy xxx "
Thu Oct 6, 2005 04:14pm
andy sarfend
" hi guys :D just thought i'd pop in and say hi!! looks like we're lined up for another night of fun and laughter... polish up that cowbell!!! are you guys going to see fingersmith this friday?? hope to see you there "
Wed Oct 5, 2005 10:42pm
" I was in a bar, local, when aproached by someone raving on about this "Joint Conspiracy"...after being told how these guys Rocked Chinnery's I was told how much I reminded them as the lead singer....it's amazing what a haircut does ;).....lets not leave it too long...the world becons! "
Tue Oct 4, 2005 09:58am
matt
" wat? who wrote that below about a local?ms spears ooh nice.. its 11oclock and im stil pissed from the nite before..steve update the site muchos gracias une grande hmmm see u boyos soon matt :) "
Sun Oct 2, 2005 01:11am
" So anyway lads, I was down the local tonight. Live band, great I thought. Wrong was I. If live music comes down to blokes doing Ms. Spears covers .... well just don't do it within earshot, for ***** sake. Vive la rock revolutione .... "
Fri Sep 30, 2005 02:51am
tJC
" Thanks to all who came to the Alex. Big shout to the Beatroots www.thebeatroots.co.uk for the invite. Cheers guys! "
Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:55am
the Joint Conspiracy
" We've created a MySpace page @ http://www.myspace.com/thejointconspiracy Laters, tJC "
Tue Sep 20, 2005 07:27pm
SXC HIPPY
" MATT IS A SXC BITCH! PEACE OUT XXX "
Sat Sep 17, 2005 09:43pm
Stinky Norris Norwhich
" We've heard your stuff and we're digging your grooves man,the lead singer rocks like a hob goblin. We think Beefy and Lamby make a lovely couple. Can we please have a signed photo to add to our collection of celebrity gonks!!!! "
Fri Sep 16, 2005 07:08pm
M tiger
" You guys should get a My Space. I wanna see you between Billy Corgan and the Test Icicles on my friends page. "
Fri Sep 2, 2005 07:25pm
" matt is simply the sexiest, lurved your chunes, good luck "
Thu Sep 1, 2005 03:57pm
stacey and geraldine....(megan) portsmouth
" hey hey hey matthew.......jst stacey n gerald ere...big it up 4 da joint:P hahah...........likin ur sound........u shld get ur 5p nips out live....get a bigger fan base den...............love hugs n kisses ur no1 fans..................xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx..........oh yea we ave a request.............get ur nips out hahahaha:P:P..u no u wnt to;) "
Wed Aug 24, 2005 02:37pm
Paul Essex
" boo! the St Moritz club,how dare they postpone the infamous Joint Conspiracy.Do they know who they are dealing with.Still looking forward to the rescheduled date the 21/09/05.See you all soon. Bewildered of Benfleet. "
Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:23pm
keefy los
" Hey dudes. Sorry about the royal/kings oak washout last week. I have now resigned my position as manager of the band. Still at least you got some good band shots! take it easy and c u soon. "
Tue Aug 23, 2005 08:25pm
andy sarfend
" evening fellas :D found a groovy site!! www.superduck5.zoomshare.com check it out!! looking forward to doing that grand thing soon "
Fri Aug 19, 2005 03:33pm
andy sarfend
" hey hey fellas!!! thanks for another top night never seen so many people in one place before, much fun was had. you guys are ace, nothing finer than a cowbell showdown!! ice-cubes at the ready look forward to doing it all again soon... and don't forget... PORNOS POOLS and SOUNDCHECKS much love xxxxx "
Thu Aug 18, 2005 02:44pm
Sami wiltshire
" Excellent stuff guys,GOODLUCK tonight all of u,ull be wicked!xxxxxxxxxxxxxx "
Thu Aug 18, 2005 08:01am
Baggy Rayleigh, Essex
" Hey Matt, How are you? Long time no see or speak. I see the bands going pretty well! lol Well, hope to speak soon. Baggy/Phill "
Wed Aug 10, 2005 06:22pm
M
" JC fans should come over to the Noisyzine forum and vote for them as best band of the night - http://www.noisyzine.co.uk/forum.html I like the track with the squelchy ridiculous bass the best but I don't know what it's called. "
Tue Aug 9, 2005 08:27pm
Sophia Southend
" Thanks so much for playing last night - really enjoyed it - especially 'The Cold' - an awesome track! Video footage will be with you soon! Thanks again, Sophia "
Tue Aug 9, 2005 07:41pm
M
" Just been discussing the video of Noisy night with Sophia and she said - ... Oh, and you can hear the bit where you say "you got a good/long shot of Ryan's crotch there!" So Ryan, bits of you have been immortalised on video forever. "
Tue Aug 9, 2005 03:58pm
the Joint Conspiracy
" Thanks to Noisyzine, Return of the Furies, Trash Monroe and everyone who turned up last night. Cheers also for the gig offers .... Get in touch! jc/. "
Fri Jul 29, 2005 07:17pm
" Many days I spend just wandering waiting for the reason to be heard, only now have I foreseen the happening of the truth that was said without words....wicckkky wicckky wooo woo...aha aha aha "
Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:55pm
M
" Hey good news, you guys are headlining at the Chinnery's gig now! 08/08/05 four bands, £3, all for the homeless shelter, come and give your support fellow fans! "
Sat Jul 16, 2005 07:23pm
Greg
" Hi guys, only just found your site, just wanted to say well played at the Grand all those weeks ago, and it would be really cool to play with you guys again some time. "
Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:14am
Trillion
" Leviathan riffs, cute guys, what more could you want in a band. Look forward to hearing more with the album x "
Thu Jul 14, 2005 08:13pm
Gorge Gal
" Matt, you are sooo fukin sxc! lovin ur work!;) :p you are all fukin amazin! xxx "
Sat Jul 2, 2005 04:57pm
rach liverpool
" heyaaaaaa matt! luff ur music n fink ur fukin le sex! mwah x "
Fri Jul 1, 2005 02:43pm
andy sarfend
" hey hey guys thanks for a top night!! such fun was had... rare to find all 3 bands up for fun...breath of fresh air :) looking forward to doing more stuff with you guys p.s. sorry about the crap dolphin joke!!!!!! cool site btw "
Sun Jun 26, 2005 03:21pm
matt
" hey steve the dublin castle gig line up is the wild uncles,blood safari and dean whitbread just a little bit of info for you there... "
Sat Jun 25, 2005 02:50pm
matt
" new drum kit guys.....pacific lx series is sweet as!!! much luv "
Mon Jun 20, 2005 08:25am
" ConspiracyVideos.Com Everything is free, Everything. "
Thu Jun 16, 2005 08:31pm
Hannah
" Hey Matt checked out your music.. not bad! Not quite REM's 'Man on the Moon' "
Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:45am
Josh Stix
" Happy now? See you tomorrow .... "
Tue Jun 14, 2005 04:29pm
matt
" oi steve update this website its not april anymore tell them about the dublin castle gig u moose! much love keep the joint alive!..matt.. "
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:02pm
" why dont you try beta records.com its free for unsigned bands "
Sat Jun 11, 2005 09:56pm
" about time this website was up dated, "
Fri Jun 3, 2005 11:24am
SaRaH KiNg RoX!!!!!!!! K.L
" Yo Dude remember 2 e mail me k???? U ROK DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bb bye bibi cyaz sayonara wateva "
Tue May 31, 2005 07:45pm
*rachy* liverpool
" matt ur le sex... n extreemli devine:P.... marry me;) love u lots n lots ya msn dude rachy xxxxxx "
Sat May 21, 2005 01:08pm
Dirty
" Eh-up! When's your next show? I am gonna come to one I swear! "
Tue May 17, 2005 08:01pm
" hey, matt is soooo sxc! hez yumalitious! "
Thu May 12, 2005 05:25pm
flora pompy!!!
" hello- just thout id add that matt definatly is the fittest memeber, he is yet to prove his talents thou!!!! peace out xxx "
Mon May 9, 2005 12:25am
its more dead than the dead sea! land of matt
" not much happenin here so thort id make a post,hope ur all well boys not long til finish uni so time for some serious practices,see u all soon "
Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:07pm
Joe.
" Hello boys! Joe from LYR here, never even knew you had a website. Havnt had a look round yet but I will in a mo. Def have to do another gig with you guys soon. We are heading off to other parts of the UK soon. Birmingham, Briton, Manchester, North Wales, few others but when we both have a free date then we should def get a show up and running. Let me know if you have any ideas as to where and when. See you soon guys, Joe. "
Mon Apr 4, 2005 08:48pm
Roger the Monkey
" Found out which other bands are playing with you guys at Chinnerys - Subscribe, Carmen pimps and Purple styx - the last band any relation to Josh? "
Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:39pm
matt
" whos up for the brush on saturday as i will have returned from the land of hopes and dreams and in serious need of a decent music fix! "
Tue Mar 1, 2005 11:23pm
Roger the monkey Welcome to the jungle
" Good luck at Monkey chunk! Remember to wear lucky hats. "
Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:47pm
Brandy aka. SunSpotBaby Chattanooga, Tennessee
" Surprised by the fruits of a chance encounter. I checked out the entire site, and I listened to all the samples. Quite impressive. The singer has a very unique and intriguing voice. The guistarist has deffinate talent, the bass is awsome and the drummer reminds me a bit of the beach boys. I see tons of potential for you all. Best Wishes, Brandy :-) "
Sat Feb 19, 2005 05:39pm
ScorpioDog
" I THINK THIS BAND IS GOING SOMEWHERE, I DONT KNOW WHERE BUT THEY ARE GOOD LOL "
Fri Feb 18, 2005 09:49am
Some bloke
" Hello all! Gotta say it, I'm shocked about the number of in-jokes (Irish Mike, Mr Smith, Shiiine, Wiseguy, eh??? to name but a few)! It's a disgrace! It's like some sort of mason's! It won't be long before we'll have perfected a secret handshake(Pleeease, no!)! Anyway, should have some flyers for the Chameleon gig by this Saturday. I'll see it as my duty to scatter a few around over the next week (isn't that nice of me - charity work. I should get paid!)!Anyway, just thought I'd share that. Bye! "
Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:21am
ems london town
" Duno bout the singer bein fittest ( he is v cute :)) but Matt certainli is!! he knos i think hes wuvly!! the dirty lil rat leg!! Mousenipple rools!! see ya soon babe xxx "
Mon Feb 14, 2005 09:57am
matt where ever the magic bus may take me
" who thinks our singer is sexy...? ryan have u been signin this guest book your self again? see u soon guys x "
Sat Feb 12, 2005 03:38pm
Irish Mike Southend
" You want it! get on it! the troops are on fire! You guys Rock! plus your singers well sexy! "
Wed Feb 9, 2005 07:50am
Sarah Jade King(Steven king's sister) K.L
" U RoCk!!!! "
Wed Feb 2, 2005 09:26am
papa smurf down in the land of pompey!
" SHIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!...wise guy ayee?! "
Tue Feb 1, 2005 04:00pm
Mr. Smith
" Do that. Don't do that. Do that. "